I LOVE Chris Moore's comedy articles! They have provided a great deal of inspiration to the Crystal City football team!
However, I don't think Chris should ever try his hand at the sports book in Vegas.
Thanks for an entertaining fall with wonderful tales of woe, misery and excuses. Wet field indeed! Any football team worth their salt wouldn't make an excuse of losing a game due to a wet field (by the way, it was wet for BOTH teams). How can you insult the Charleston football players like that? They are a fine team that was beaten by another fine team. (Although, laying down on the field and crying after losing a game isn't what championship teams are known for. And chanting "We're going to the dome" as exiting the bus PRIOR to the game may have been a bit premature). Your "do over" will have to be next season I suppose.
Hopefully the Charleston field will be dry, the temperature will be good with the stars and planets in proper alignment to prevent any lame excuses from Chris Moore! The surest sign of a true loser is excuses.
36 to 20!! Now that's an inspired prediction! Too bad our boys didn't get to see that prediction before the game for additional inspiration as your "Charleston will cake walk, nobody within 2 touchdowns" article was prior to the Charleston game!
Thanks again for the comedy. We in Crystal City have enjoyed and been inspired to VICTORY by your "articles."
We may not go all the way, there ARE some tremendous teams out there, Crystal City is one of them. But if we don't go all the way, you will never hear any excuses from Crystal City. We have more class than that.
Crystal City Hornet Fan